“One does not simply go to Starbucks”.
In the spirit of the recent movie “Etiquette for Mistresses”, apparently there’s also an etiquette for “Starbucks-ing”… and the pa-sosyal way, no less!
Netizen John Llona, crediting “Ako Si Tunay Na Pag-Ibig” just did a viral post on Facebook that has currently over 1,000 shares! The parody, in the fashion of the “rules” from “Etiquette for Mistresses”, illustrates how you should act at a local Starbucks, the pa-sosyal way.
Read the hilarious post below:
Etiquette for STARBUCKS-ing (The Pasosyal Way)
1. Make your name a little more sosyal pakinggan. Para kapag tinawag ng barista, “TALL CARAMEL MACCHIATO FOR BADONG!”
2. When making selfie kasama ang inorder mong kape, wag masyadong iharap ang logo para mas sosyal. Understood na ng mga FB friends mo na nasa Starbucks ka kase green yung straw.
3.Kahit gutom na gutom ka na, don’t ever ask the barista kung may tinda silang siomai. Magtiyaga ka sa croissant.
4. When the barista ask “Venti?”, don’t ever say, “Naku sobra naman! Isa lang pu.”
5. Super proud sa pag-order ng ‘secret recipe’ sabay Gi-noPro. Extreme Adventure ang pagkakape? Wag naman ganon.
6. When making chika with friends, dalawang higop lang per topic para hindi agad maubos.
7. Don’t make socialize with anyone saying, “Oh.My.Gosh. I so love their FRAPUSINO here.”
8. If you want to make wifi lang ‘coz sawang sawa ka na sa Free FB, order order din pag may time. Kahit choco-donut man lang.
9. Magdala ng props na libro kung balak mong tumambay habambuhay. Para kapag tinanong ka ng sosyal friend mo kung anong ginagawa mo, you’ll simply say, “Ayyy. Binabasa ko lang ‘tong favorite novel ko. Precious Heart’s Romance Presents: Gayuma, Chocnut at Pag-ibig.”
10. Pabulong lang ang panghihingi ng sticker para sa planner. Pero wag na wag magmamakaawa. Isang malaking ka-dukhaan yan.
11. Kung may balak kang bitbitin palabas ang Mocha Frap mo kahit isang higop na lang naman, balutan ng tissue ang lalagyan para hindi halatang walang laman.
12. Kapag napansin mong paubos na yung inorder mo. Wag pahalata. Ibalik ang laway tapos higupin ulit. Repeat until fade.
Hahaha! Lels ????
Credit: Ako si Tunay na Pagibig
Personal favorite? Number 12!
Love Starbucks? What do you think of this??
