We all love our friends, but let’s face it– making excuses, no matter how lame they may be, is all but a natural thing (as long as they’re not making excuses on your OWN friendship, ’cause that’s another thing). You’ve heard all of these before that they’re basically gasgas. So when a friend tries to pull one over you, you just look at them, eyebrow raised, and sigh. Because no matter how much you can see through their alibis, you know you love them all the same. Most of the time anyway, they mean well. Because really, who else is going to pull you out of your post-breakup funk, or cheer you up when you’re having a bad day? Here are 7 palusot texts our friends love to send!
7 Palusot Texts Your Friends Love To Send
7. “Busy ako eh.”
What they text:
What they really mean: I’m busy… busy enjoying the fluffiness of my bed. And doing a Game of Thrones marathon.
6. “Traffic!”
What they text:Â
What they mean:Â I didn’t leave the house early enough and now I’m caught up in rush hour traffic. But yeah, traffic!
5. “Broke ako eh.”
What they text:
What they mean: Either one of two things: 1. My savings are currently going to somewhere more important that I can’t afford to spend on excessive things; or 2. I just spent an entire month’s savings at a night out just BEFORE your invite. Heh. Sorry.
4. “Treat ko!”
What they text:
What they mean: When it’s not your friend’s birthday, “treat ko!” basically means sagot ko… yung drinks natin. Hati tayo sa ulam.
3. “Bayaran ko next week!”
What they text:
What they mean:Â Next week becomes next next week, until it becomes next month. Prayers answered if you don’t remember that we owe you something!
2. “Cum laude/Mabait/Loyal siya.”
What they text:
What they mean:Â Okay, so he MAY not be the cutest-looking guy ever… and we’re hoping you don’t catch on to that. But he IS a great guy once you get to know him, promise!!
1. “On the way na!”
What they text:
What they mean: On the way na… palabas ng bahay. But you don’t have to know that!
So there you have it, 7 of the most common palusot texts we hear from our friends! While it’s all done in good fun once in a while, the key is not to overdo anything.
What do you think of this?? Got any other palusot excuses you hear from your friends, or ones you make??
