#5 Sarado [Closed]
punyetang traffic ‘to PART 8 title: sarado A video posted by Alex Calleja (@alexcalleja1007) on
Trapik nanaman. Kawawa naman tong mga pulubi kahit sarado tong bintana mo kinakatok nila baka buksan mo. Parang puso mo, kahit sarado na kinakatok ko pa din. Baka sakaling buksan mo.
[Traffic again. I feel sorry for the homeless people who keep knocking on your windows, even though they’re closed, with hopes that you’ll open them. Kind of like your heart. Even though it’s closed, I keep knocking with hopes that you’ll open it up to me.]
#4 Banggaan [Crash]
Trapik nanaman. May dalawang kotse kasi nagbanggaan. Yung puso mo kaya saka puso ko, kalian magbabanggaan? Hmph!
[Doesn’t work in English, either. Hmph.]
#3 Sumulpot [Out of Nowhere]
punyetang traffic ‘to PART 10 title: sumulpot A video posted by Alex Calleja (@alexcalleja1007) on
Trapik na nga! May bigla pang sumulpot na motor sa harap ko! Hindi tulad mo, nung sumulpot ka sa buhay ko hindi kita maiwasan.
[As if the traffic wasn’t bad enough, a motorcycle showed up out of nowhere to block my path! Unlike you, when you showed up in my life out of nowhere, I couldn’t avoid you.]
#2 Saan Papunta? [Where are we going?]
Trapik na nga, nakakalito pa tong sasakyan sa harap ko. Kakaliwa ka ba o kakanan? Hindi ko alam kung saan papunta e! Parang relasyon natin, hindi ko alam kung saan papunta!
[As if the traffic wasn’t bad enough, the car in front of me is confusing me. Are you going left or right? I don’t understand where you’re going! Kind of like our relationship. I have no idea where it’s going.]
#1 Aksidente [Accident]
punyetang traffic ‘to PART 13 title:aksidente
A video posted by Alex Calleja (@alexcalleja1007) on
Trapik nanaman! Dahil may aksidente daw sa kanto. Naalala ko tuloy yung ex gf ko nabuntis ng iba ang dahilan sa akin aksidente lang daw. Ano?! Naglalakad ka tapos nadulas ka sa…. Punyetang trapik kasi to e!
[Traffic again! Apparently, it’s because of an accident around the corner. This suddenly reminded me of ex-girlfriend, who got pregnant by some other dude. Her reason? It was an accident. What?! You were walking, and then you slipped…? Damn traffic!]
Can you relate to any of his hugot lines? We’d love to hear your traffic hugot, too! #punyetangtrapik kasi e!
