When in Manila, I’m sure you’ve all heard of the joke that is Kim Kardashian’s marriage to NBA cager Kris Humphries, and yes, I refer to it as a joke, because no one in their right mind would blow off 10 million dollars on a lavish wedding just to get divorced 2 months later. Naturally, Kim has become the butt of jokes and has become a trending topic on Twitter courtesy of #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage. According to a news article, here are ten of the best entries:
1. Kim’s Sex Tape
2. The NBA Lockout
3. Planning Kim’s wedding
4. The pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question
5. Michael Jordan’s baseball career
6. Justin Bieber’s chest hair
7. Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
8. The 2011 East Coast Quake
9. An iPhone battery
10. Minute Rice
10 Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Wedding
