10 Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage

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When in Manila, I’m sure you’ve all heard of the joke that is Kim Kardashian’s marriage to NBA cager Kris Humphries, and yes, I refer to it as a joke, because no one in their right mind would blow off 10 million dollars on a lavish wedding just to get divorced 2 months later. Naturally, Kim has become the butt of jokes and has become a trending topic on Twitter courtesy of #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage. According to a news article, here are ten of the best entries:


1. Kim’s Sex Tape


2. The NBA Lockout

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3. Planning Kim’s wedding

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4. The pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question

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5. Michael Jordan’s baseball career

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6. Justin Bieber’s chest hair

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7. Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

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8. The 2011 East Coast Quake


9. An iPhone battery



10. Minute Rice

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10 Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Wedding