Top 10 Things that Would Happen if Star Wars Was Done in the Philippines and India (No Spoilers)

What if Star Wars was done in India?

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10. The movie will be 1 hour longer because of the songs.

9. The death scenes will be longer because of the dialogues.

8. Instead of saying “Join the Dark Side”, they’ll say “Come to Chennai”.

7. You will find cows in the Death Star.

5. The Stormtroopers will be wearing Kurta Pajamas.

4. Darth Vader will be wearing a gold costume.

3. Visitors to the Indian Death Star will usually be stuck in the toilet with diarrhea.

2. You will find a temple, a mosque, and a church inside

1.. If Rajnikanth is Darth Vader, he will never die.

Also: LOTS OF CONVENIENCE STORES.