FUNNY: Single? Rent This Cute Chinito Boyfriend!

Sad? Single? Looking for love?

Well, I’ve got the thing – er, boy – for you!

Introducing, the solution to all your single problems:

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Source: Agassi Ching

Full text:

Chinese new year boyfriend rental available
Rate card:
P80/hour (student’s rate)
P600 (whole Chinese New Year)

•20 years old
•Visible Abs
•Momma’s Boy but you can call me “Baby Daddy”

•has own gym
•can lift you (from your sorrows)
•gets along well with your family members and Relatives (also accepting angbao)
•expert in cooking vienna sausage and century tuna
•”Gwapo according to my parents”
•Will travel with you anywhere you like (May waze naman)

Extra charges apply for:
•Car rental for pick-up (exclusive of gas)
•Formal Attire

Things I can’t do:
•Speak fluent Mandarin
•Defend you from flying cockroaches
•Decline from accepting angbao
•Play Mahjong
•Make my eyes bigger

Personas willing to put off:
A. Magic Mike (Pero medyo matigas lang katawan)
B. Kdrama male lead (Ako mismo yung magdub)
C. Dao Ming Si (Medyo Badboy pero loverboy)
D. Workout partner
E. Kung Fu Master (Kung FUmulutan maramihan)

1 day promo:
January 25, 2017
Get 20% discount from all rates.
For more photos, check my instagram page
Instagram: agassiching

PS (Just for fun) Please don’t take this seriously 1f602????1f601

Although his bio seems legit and he gets plus points for his good humor as shown by the caption, Agassi explains at the end of the post that he wasn’t serious about renting out his “boyfriend services” which is a shame. Personally, I think Agassi’s a cutie (hi Aga!) Too bad the offer was  serious or I might just end up with a “boyfriend” this weekend! What do you think?