EPIC Wrong Send: Mistaken Text Asks Governor Which Actress He Wants Delivered to His Condo

EPIC Wrong Send: Mistaken Text Asks Governor Which Actress He Wants Delivered to His Condo

 

In what could be the most epic of wrong sends, this person below, assumed to be a pimp, sent out a wrong text to an unsuspecting lady. 

She of course responds in the only way a woman could. 

In the original text, the assumed pimp says:

“Cnu po b type mu artista gov. Mdami aku bz p kc ung iba mdel nlang hatid ku s condo mu” 

That statement is a mix of three languages, Filipino, English and “text language.” 

Translated, it says:

“Which actress do you like governor? I have a lot but they’re busy, so I’ll just send a model over to your condo.” 

Which leads to many questions: First, who is this alleged “governor?” Second, which actress would I ask for if I could have one delivered to my condo that easily…. hmmmm…. (Images of Jessy Mendiola arriving at my condo with a McDonalds burger pops in mind…) 

So, as this text was accidentally sent to a woman, she did as any well educated woman would do:

“Si Tom Hiddleston gusto ko. Anong oras mo madadala?” 

Translated: “I want Tom Hiddleston. What time can you bring him over?” 

Well payed woman, well played. 

Our contact claims that she got this text from an unfamiliar number. We are assuming the sender had fat-fingered numbers and mistakenly sent it to our contact, instead of a “governor.” 

What do you think of this? Who do you think was the “governor?” Who would you want delivered to your condo? And have you ever sent an #EPICwrongsend text? 

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What do you think of this? Who do you think was the “governor?” Who would you want delivered to your condo? And have you ever sent an #EPICwrongsend text? 

EPIC Wrong Send: Mistaken Text Asks Governor Which Actress He Wants Delivered to His Condo

 






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