Best Black Friday Sales: Top 5 Things to Buy for your BlackFriday 2013 Shopping List
If you’re a shopaholic and you know it, clap your coupons!
Black Friday is the single craziest shopping day in the United States of shopping! For some reason, savings-hungry-zombie-like-creatures gather at dawn to line up outside stores all over the United States, to get crazy low prices on crazy things they probably don’t really need!
I mean really now, do you REALLY need that new hypoallergenic food blender with built in flashlight? Oh wait… it comes in blue…. DAMNIT OK I WANT ONE!
Anyway, as I was saying… the Black Friday Sales is not one to be messed with. Many are those who underestimated the power of stupid people shopping in large groups and have been trampled and seriously injured.
So if you’re one of the many who waits in line, days before Black Friday, just to get your hands on some nose clippers with built in mucus drainers, then here is your handy-dandy list of the Top 5 Things to Buy for Black Friday 2013!
5. Black Friday Clothes on SALE
Let’s face it! Clothes go in and out of fashion faster than a Kim Kardashian marriage. Also, you’ve technically been wearing that sweater your mom gave you for one too many years now. So finding some slick threads at a cheap price tag on BlackFriday sale madness is definitely something you should invest into!
4. Black Friday Furniture on SALE
Nothing says “My house is cooler than your house” like a nice big piece of furniture! Go all out with that 6 foot bean bag or that lazy boy with built in midget who’ll massage you! And why not? It’s a Black Friday Sale that’ll ensure all the furniture that has been out on display and sat on by ever customer who ever came to that store finally gets out of the show room!
Top 3 things you should buy on BlackFriday 2013 on the next page…
