30 Funny Things You Should Ask Siri – ESPECIALLY the first one.

Siri, our iPhone’s virtual assistant has been around for quite some time now. When it first came out, people were so amazed with this new invention. Sorta gave us a peek to a future of houses that understand voice commands. But more than just a virtual assistant, Siri can be a funny companion to talk to. (okay, I know that sounds kinda sad).

So after news of Siri’s rampage on a certain question went viral, my fiancé Philippe and I thought of asking her more questions to see what she thought.

 1. What is 0 divided by 0″ – I’m pretty sure the first person who asked this question got the surprise of a lifetime with Siri’s answer! Though not written, Siri answers, “Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”


2. “I love you Siri!” – Siri has a variety of answers for this one, but here’s my favorite!

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3. “Do you love me Siri?” – kinda got burned here! haha


4. “Siri, do you have a boyfriend?” – The day when Siri has more lovers than you! Oh snap!


5. “I’m naked.” – even Siri feels sad for you.


6. “I’m drunk” – thanks for caring Siri! (sarcastic)


7.  How do I look?” – the day when Siri starts getting sarcastic on you!


8. “What are you wearing?” – then it starts to get trivial


9. “Talk dirty to me” – See? What did I tell you! She’s getting sarcastic! hahaFunny-things-to-ask-siri-11

10. Who’s  your daddy?” – psh, what an ungrateful virtual assistant. No time for play?


11. “Blah, blah, blah, blah” – just because she won’t play!


12. Where do babies come from” – I see what you did there Siri!


13. “Knock Knock” – she had me there! Funny-things-to-ask-siri-10

14. “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?” – we tried asking this one each our phones, and Siri had different answers! I like how she rephrased it!



15. “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” – Geez, sorry I asked!


16.  What’s your favorite animal?” – FTW Domo-Kun! haha


17.What does the fox say?” – it’s funnier to actually HEAR this than just reading it. So better try this out!


18. Who let the dogs out”and because #15 worked, we also had to ask this question. Unfortunately, it has been asked TOO many times already! haha Guess Siri is updated!


19. “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” – See, Siri is even familiar with our favorite movies/ plays.


20. “Beam me up Scotty!”a favorite line from the Star Trek TV series, and Siri sure knows how to roll with it!


21. What is the best computer?” – nice one Siri!


22.What is the best phone?”hah! Loyal! Funny-things-to-ask-siri-07

23.Why did Apple make you – self correcting Siri


24. “Tell me a joke” – I asked this multiple times and Siri would often just say she doesn’t know any. This time, she did! I could use this joke during drunken sessions with friends! haha (the cornier, the better when drunk!)


25. What should I be for Halloween?”  – Siri thinks we’re weird!


26. Is Santa Claus real” – you’re getting a lump of coal for asking that!


27. “What is the meaning of life?” – a life lesson from Siri.


28. When is the the world going to end?”Better safe than sorry, make sure you use those paperbags!


29. What does a girl mean?” – just because girls are confusing!


30. Remind me to kill myself” – Siri sure is helpful yeah?


 These are just some of the many things you can ask Siri. What did you guys think of it? Got other funny questions/responses from Siri? Do share them in the comments below!


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