Can You Figure Out Why…Ponder on the Imponderables: Funny Thoughts

When in Manila, or anywhere in the world, there are some thoughts that are simply imponderable but they exist anyway. Sometimes, we like to think that there’s always an answer for everything. But these thoughts make us go crazy that we end up sparing our brain cells, neurons and synapses and just consider them as funny thoughts. But if you like to challenge your mind, try it. Who knows the answer might be lying at the tip of your tongue. Anyhow, can you figure out why…




EPIC. lol



Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Doesn’t ‘expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

How long is a short story?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

What does Santa do at a house with no chimney?

What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?

When you see a snake, never mind where he came from. 

Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do they tell us to watch “The Today Show” tomorrow?

Why do we read left to right yet turn pages right to left?

Why get even, when you can get odd?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?




Are there any more wacky thoughts that you’d like to share? Think you can do better than this? LOL Feel free drop all your dorky thoughts at the comment box below.