10 Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage

 

When in Manila, I’m sure you’ve all heard of the joke that is Kim Kardashian’s marriage to NBA cager Kris Humphries, and yes, I refer to it as a joke, because no one in their right mind would blow off 10 million dollars on a lavish wedding just to get divorced 2 months later. Naturally, Kim has become the butt of jokes and has become a trending topic on Twitter courtesy of #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage. According to a news article, here are ten of the best entries:

 

1. Kim’s Sex Tape

 

2. The NBA Lockout

 

3. Planning Kim’s wedding

 

 

4. The pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question

 

 

5. Michael Jordan’s baseball career

 

6. Justin Bieber’s chest hair

 

7. Licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

 

8. The 2011 East Coast Quake

 

9. An iPhone battery

 

10. Minute Rice

 

10 Things Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Wedding