These people have consistently made its way to your news feed since 2006 and you’ve probably given up on rolling your eyes over them by now. Some of them are tolerable to an extent, but others may just want to make you do this:
15 Kinds of Posts You May Find on Your Facebook News Feed
15. THE NEWS REPORTER
You’ll find out stuff… even if you don’t want to. They constantly update their walls with information: weather forecasts, Mamasapano updates, showbiz, and even earthquake magnitudes halfway across the world.
14. THE DOG/ CAT PERSON
Because clearly, why not? That one friend that spams dog and cat photos of 1) his own pet or 2) a dog from the internet doing a) sleeping b) smiling c)playing d) something funny e) a combination of either of the 4.
13. THE RELATIONSHIP FLAUNTER
A friend who posts sweet things and says sweet nothings to their partners. Not to mention 9 collage photos of the both of them that may or may not include the following: girl kissing the guy on the cheek, guy kissing the girl on the cheek, hugging, lips to lips, wacky, head resting on partner’s shoulder, and an optional caption about how they could not live without each other.
12. THE SPORTS ANALYST
NBA, Boxing, Football – name it. Especially when a game is ongoing, these friends seem to fill your Facebook news feed with their opinions.
11. THE TRAVELER
The friend who seems to have so much time to explore the wonders of the world. Is she still actually working or is this part of her job? If the latter’s the case, I’m filing my resignation now and applying there ASAP.
10. THE NARCISSIST
A day just can’t pass without their face making its way into your day. It’s either one image of themselves with a quote as a caption or a complete album or collage filled with their faces. Makati may be the selfie capital of the world, but what about the selfie haters out there?
9. THE GAMER
Updates in winning or losing games that come from 90% COC, LOL or DOTA and 10% from other games such as Ragnarok, Final Fantasy and visual novels. How about trying a more mind-fulfilling game, such as Breakout Philippines?
Azelle is a freelance copywriter who blogs about life, love, lemons, and escapades at www.azelle-lee.com. She believes that the only thing hindering her and being a millionaire is unnecessary spending on binge eating.
You may also stalk her daily dose of randomness on Instagram @azlyl
15 Kinds of People You May Find Posting on Your Facebook News Feed
These people have consistently made its way to your news feed since 2006 and you’ve probably given up on rolling your eyes over them by now. Some of them are tolerable to an extent, but others may just want to make you do this:
15 Kinds of Posts You May Find on Your Facebook News Feed
15. THE NEWS REPORTER
You’ll find out stuff… even if you don’t want to. They constantly update their walls with information: weather forecasts, Mamasapano updates, showbiz, and even earthquake magnitudes halfway across the world.
14. THE DOG/ CAT PERSON
Because clearly, why not? That one friend that spams dog and cat photos of 1) his own pet or 2) a dog from the internet doing a) sleeping b) smiling c)playing d) something funny e) a combination of either of the 4.
13. THE RELATIONSHIP FLAUNTER
A friend who posts sweet things and says sweet nothings to their partners. Not to mention 9 collage photos of the both of them that may or may not include the following: girl kissing the guy on the cheek, guy kissing the girl on the cheek, hugging, lips to lips, wacky, head resting on partner’s shoulder, and an optional caption about how they could not live without each other.
12. THE SPORTS ANALYST
NBA, Boxing, Football – name it. Especially when a game is ongoing, these friends seem to fill your Facebook news feed with their opinions.
11. THE TRAVELER
The friend who seems to have so much time to explore the wonders of the world. Is she still actually working or is this part of her job? If the latter’s the case, I’m filing my resignation now and applying there ASAP.
10. THE NARCISSIST
A day just can’t pass without their face making its way into your day. It’s either one image of themselves with a quote as a caption or a complete album or collage filled with their faces. Makati may be the selfie capital of the world, but what about the selfie haters out there?
9. THE GAMER
Updates in winning or losing games that come from 90% COC, LOL or DOTA and 10% from other games such as Ragnarok, Final Fantasy and visual novels. How about trying a more mind-fulfilling game, such as Breakout Philippines?
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Azelle is a freelance copywriter who blogs about life, love, lemons, and escapades at www.azelle-lee.com. She believes that the only thing hindering her and being a millionaire is unnecessary spending on binge eating. You may also stalk her daily dose of randomness on Instagram @azlyl