There’s no wonder why comedian Ethel Booba is winning the internet right now— her tweets, ranging from political opinions to jokes and anecdotes, are downright brilliant! We can’t get enough of her wit, so we decided to do a quick compilation our favorite Ethel Booba tweets. Charot!
Save us, Ethel Booba, you’re our only hope.
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20. Hindi naman ito Clash of Clans!
Hindi naman ito Clash of Clans kung saan pipili ka sa Marcos o Aquino. Piliin mo ang bansa mo at hindi ang epilyido ng politiko. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 20, 2016
19. Bes, pera ng bayan yan.
“Wag kang dadaan sa kalsadang pinagawa ni (name ng politiko)”
Bes pera ng bayan yan at trabaho nila yan di natin utang na loob yan. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 20, 2016
18. Oo nga naman!
You have the right to express your opinion, but we still have the right to think that you’re gago. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 22, 2016
17. Eto pang Christmas season.
Masarap sa pakiramdam ang magpatawad sa mga taong humuhingi ng kapatawaran para sa sarili nya o sa iba. Mga mangangaroling sorry po. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 22, 2016
16. Ano pong hanap nila?
Sa Palengke
Tindera: Ano pong hanap nila?
Ako: World Peace. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 9, 2016
15. Ang tawag dito, unity!
Sa panahon now masasabing may pagkakaisa pa din lalo na pag di narinig ng driver ang para mo. Mga katabi mo magduduet “PARA” daw po. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 4, 2016
14. #StarMagicBallPadisPointEdition
Gaya po ng mga nakaraang taon, sa lahat ng mga celebrity na hindi kasali sa Star Magic Ball eh magkita kita tayo sa Padis Point. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) September 12, 2015
13. Hirap naman i-spell!!
Ako: Help nasiraan po ako kotse sa Onyx St.
911: Pa-spell po kung saang street.
Ako: Wait lang tulak ko lang kotse sa kabilang St. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) October 18, 2016
12. This joke is not for the brainless.
Sis @iamboobita: Bat mo ko binatukan?
Ako: Sinabihan mo ko ng brainless eh
Sis: Nung 1 araw pa yun ah
Ako: Now ko lang nagets eh. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) October 21, 2016
11. Quotable quote!!
“Unfollow na kita Ethel Booba kasi ang corny ng jokes mo.”
It’s like the garbage took itself out. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 18, 2016
10. C H A R O T
Kung ibabalik natin ang Death Penalty dapat una ipatupad sa mapatunayang corrupt sa gobyerno. Kaso baka maubusan tayo ng politiko. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) October 13, 2016
9. PAK!!!
Ronnie Dayan: Sinampal nya po ako at tumunog ng PAK!
Hearing Representative: Anong sabi mo?
Ronnie Dayan: GANERN po. Charot! #PakGanern
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 25, 2016
8. Wala talagang capital ang Pilipinas!
Wag nyo gawing issue na tinawag ni Agot Isidro na pilipinas ang Pilipinas. Wala talagang CAPITAL ang Pilipinas kasi puro tayo UTANG. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) October 9, 2016
7. Ethel Booba is all of us.
I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) October 6, 2016
6. May bago nang meaning ang PPAP.
Wag kayong mag-away away gaya ng tinuturo ng iba sa Facebook dahil ang pinopromote ko ay Peace, Power And Prosperity. In short PPAP. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) October 3, 2016
5. I-educate mo!
Kung mali yung tao, i-educate mo hindi yung mamaliitin mo. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) October 2, 2016
4. Check your sources kasi, bes.
Ang laki masyado ng pinaglalaban eh fake news naman yung na-share nya sa Facebook. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) September 22, 2016
3. Basa basa rin tayo guys!
Headline palang nababasa eh galit na galit na. Galawang free data. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) September 21, 2016
2. Okay, see you there!
“Go To Hell Ethel Booba”
Thanks for the invite. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 21, 2016
1. ETHEL BOOBA FOR PRESIDENT
“Ethel for President”
“Ethel takbo next election”Masyado na po comedy ang politika natin wag na natin dagdagan pa ng katatawanan. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) November 20, 2016
Which ones were your favorite? Share your thoughts with us! 😛
