During an event for Nico Bolzico’s new endorsement for LeGarde, Nico told the crowd that he and Solenn they already know the gender of their baby but he’s is trying to keep silent about it. Though he might have said some clues during the event, we are not left wondering for too long as they already revealed the gender of their baby on an Instagram post.
Since their Pregnancy announcement in early August of 2019, many has been trying to guess the gender of the baby. Solenn is keeping active with exercise and revealed that she already had an active lifestyle prior to the pregnancy and she has clearance from her doctor.
When the Solenn and Nico announced that they are having a girl, Nico quickly set some ground rules for her future dates.
We are having a baby girl! We were not supposed to reveal the gender until she is born, but since she is a girl, I decided to raise this topic now because there are some warnings that must be spoken to the world.
First, in my head, nobody is good enough for my girl, I might be wrong, but nobody will make me change my mind. For all my friends with baby boys aged from -2 (not born yet) to 5, no matter how close we are, you must know that our friendship will expire in 14 years.
Of course I am a modern dad, and I understand that some boys will want to court my girl in the future, so I already put in place a very simple and super fair system that every suitor will have to go through to have a chance to court my baby girl (I will call her baby girl even if she is 20 and she gets embarrassed in front of her friends).
Stage One: The #Patato Challenge
This challenge will be strictly supervised by #Pechuga and it is very simple, the boy (from now on The Suitor) and me will place a piece of broccoli one meter apart from each other and #Patato will choose, if he chooses his broccoli then we move to Stage TwoStage Two: Staring competition with #ElGato
The suitor will have to compete with #ElGato on a staring competition where the one that blinks first loses. In the case that the suitor beats #ElGato then he will move to Stage Three.Stage Three: The #Pochola Effect
The suitor will have to walk #Pochola every morning at 6am and every night at 9pm, for 2 weeks, missing one day or arriving late will result in elimination. If #Pochola is properly walked, including regular visits to #Oreo and #Monty (her best friends), then the suitor will have unlocked the 3 pet stages, moving on to human interaction.The suitor will sit down with me, in a dark room with one light in one table, where I will ask 100 questions and he must answer fast. Failing in one answer question will result in elimination.
After, the suitor will have earned the right to take my girl on a date. The first 3 dates I will personally join in a separate table.
#Wifezilla thinks I am crazy and doesnt want to be part of this! I guess she is not a modern parent as me.
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