LOOK: This Cockroach Floatie Will Probably Give You Nightmares

When In Manila, one big collective fear is the fear of the flying ipis – this can turn the most macho men into running, screaming balls of hysterics!

And, since the internet is a vast and wonderful place, someone, somewhere just decided that a giant cockroach floatie would be a good idea:

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They’re on sale at Amazon for  $29.95! Will you be buying one?