LOOK: 15 English Translation Fails that are Funny as Hell

“If you are stolen, call the police at once.”

…You know, just in case your kidnappers didn’t take your phone and you have time in between panicking and all that.

This is, of course, a product of a failed translation, like many others I’m sharing in a bit in this post, but I don’t know whether to blame Google Translate, or thank it. COS THESE ARE SO FREAKING FUNNY.

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Shall we start?

15. The Taken

Funny English translation fails

14. The sweet what?

Funny English translation fails

We just hope it actually doesn’t taste like one.

13. The confused

Funny English translation fails

12. The really thoughtful sign

Funny English translation fails

11. The y u treat me like potato

Funny English translation fails

10. The honest menu

Funny English translation fails

9. 🙁

Funny English translation fails

8. The promiscuous noodle

Funny English translation fails

7. The partner in crime of the promiscuous noodle

Funny English translation fails

6. The most painful manicure session

Funny English translation fails

5. The huge irony

Funny English translation fails

4. The best smelling garden of all time

Funny English translation fails

3. The genius dishes

Funny English translation fails

2. The really helpful friend

Funny English translation fails

1. The wandering foot

Funny English translation fails

Source: IgnoreRants on Facebook. See more funny translations on their page.

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