15 Kinds of People You May Find Posting on Your Facebook News Feed

8. THE LIVE UPDATER

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed diary

 

Every 2 seconds she posts whatever she’s currently doing. Live diary? Hey, honey, haaaaave you tried Twitter?

 

7. THE PHILOSOPHER

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed preacher

 

Bible verses or quotes from authors.. They simply want to inspire people… or maybe get a like or two.

 

6. THE ULTIMATE FAN

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed fan

 

Posts spoilers for shows, rants about movies, gives public emotional outbreaks on members separating from bands – those kinds. The ultimate fan is crazy about someone or something, so you get to watch her rave or rant about her favorite and least favorite characters in her favorite show on a regular basis.

 

5. THE POLITICIAN

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed politician

 

The politician has a lot to say about the government. He usually suggests ways on how to fight corruption and poverty, and occasionally shares his insights about elections and campaigns. Quick tip: brace yourself for the upcoming 2016 election.

 

4. THE FOODIE

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed foodie

 

Besides pizzas, he also posts photos of pasta, cake, frappes, ice cream, steak and a lot more. He will typically insert how fond he is of the food and how he’ll come back for more. Sometimes, he may even tag a friend or two which he’ll publicly invite to come back to the said place like the photo above from Mad for Pizza – Build Your Own Pizza.

 

3. THE PROMOTER

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed promoter

 

Let’s talk about events and conventions. The promoter is the person you’d want to ask. He’s typically affiliated with an event or is simply enthusiastic to encourage people to go. 

 

2. THE CYNIC

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed cynic

 

Hates life and his experiences. He’ll share how much he is fed up over an issue and that his parents are completely unfair to him. Sometimes, he’ll also include scripts such as “No one in the world can understand me – only me.”

 

1. THE ANTI-GRAMMAR NAZI

The Anatomy of Your Facebook News Feed anti grammar nazi

 

 

What’s up? Headache-inducing grammar, that’s what. The anti-grammar nazis will make you question your own IQ for not understanding what they’re trying to say. You’ll wonder if they’re trolling or they really have no idea that their posts are a laughing stock on social media.

 

Which friend are you?