When you add up the small portions, you’re paying more than P200 just to feel satisfied. P300 if you want to feel complete. The meat is minced, and the flavors are very basic and undeveloped. I’ve had much better Persian/Middle Eatern/Meditteranean food before, even around Manila.

Also, the service here is HORRIBLE. Not a single smile from anybody, and I am not exaggerating that EVERY GUEST in the restaurant was constantly waving arms and calling out for service. It became a game amongst us all, as we were all watching one another helplessly throughout our dinners.

Mosquitoes were everywhere; the walls, the ceilings, the windows, flying around. Everywhere. Including the rice and the fruit shake.