Here’s Why Starbucks Keeps Misspelling Your Name

Here’s Why Starbucks Keeps Misspelling Your Name

To my friends, family, and readers, my name is Koji. But to Starbucks baristas, I’m Cogie, Borgy, Kozi, Cojee, and at one point, Martin.

If there’s one thing Starbucks is notorious for, aside from their expensive coffee, is their baristas weird sense of spelling. Come on, we’re sure one Starbucks barista has mispelled your name beyond recognition.

In this video, a Starbucks “barista” has finally explained the mystery of Starbucks Baristas and Why They Misspell Your Name.

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Paul explains why Starbucks always misspells your name

According to Paul, our Starbucks “barista,”

“I’m the one who writes your name in black marker on your Starbucks cup. I probably write around 500 customers’ names each day. Recently it’s come to my attention that people aren’t always satisfied with the names I’ve written. In fact, many people say the names are often wildly inaccurate.”

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Depending on your day, a barista misspelling your name can be annoying or entertaining

“They wanna know why I can never get it right.¬†Allow me to explain why. I’m f*cking with you. I didn’t mishear your name. I deliberately misspelled your name to confuse and annoy you. It’s the best part of my job, and I will never stop.”

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Paul become Pawl, Frank becomes Franque, Sarah becomes Saruh, Tyler becomes Tielur, and Jessica becomes Gessika

“Let me assure you that everyone in the world knows how to spell Jessica. Literally everyone. I decided to write Gessika on your cup to play with your emotions in a shrewd and calculating way.”

Watch the complete video below to see how he misspells customers’ names. There’s actually a method to the madness!

Has Starbucks misspelled your name? How did they do it? Share it in the comments below!

Here’s Why Starbucks Keeps Misspelling Your Name






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