Here’s What’s Inside the $250,000 Oscars Swag Bag (It’s Crazy)

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Only a select few will win the coveted awards at the 2016 Academy Awards (the formal name of the Oscars), but everyone will go home a winner, especially when you consider that all the guests will go home with a swag bag worth $250,000 (roughly P11,948,625).

We’re not sure how a bag could fit things worth almost P12 million, but luckily, the list of things included was revealed online. So what’s inside? A crazy mix of first-class tickets to Israel, personalized M&Ms, and six packs of the “most soothing and absorbent tissue paper in the world.” Some of these things are items we’ve never heard of, but if it will help us become like Meryl Streep, sign us up!

Here’s the list:

Here's What's Inside the $250,000 Oscars Swag Bag (It's Crazy)

A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel: $55,000

A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar: $45,000

A lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora: $31,200

Halo Purely for Pets donation of pet food to an animal shelter: $6,300

Nagoya Japan Travel Guide Shirakawa Takayama Toyota Factory Gamagori Orange Park Gujo Hachiman Nagoya Castle Nicole Villaluz

A 15-day walking tour of Japan: $45,000

Hydroxycut weight-loss Gummies: $19.98

Dandi antiperspirant patch: $21

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Three private training sessions with Jay Cardiello, a “celebrity wellness expert” and star of ABC’s My Diet Is Better Than Yours: $1,400

Personal fitness sessions with celebrity trainer Alexi Seletzky: $900

A Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” in a private villa: $6,250

Sundial Power Coating: $500

Belldini clothing: $300+

A Steamist Total At Home Spa: $5,060

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Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, Sorrento: $5,000

Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Tremezzo, Lake Como: $5,000

Unspecified gift from the Golden Door Spa, California: $4,800

Ultherapy, a laser skin-tightening procedure: $5,530

Tribute: $125

Delovery personalized gift baskets: $2,000

A “Vampire Breast Lift”, which uses blood to enhance the appearance of a woman’s breasts: $1,900

Products from the Healing Saint by Dr Jane 360 range: $193

Lat & Lo jewelry: $150

Caolion skin care: $134

Slimware: $29.95

M&M's barkada

Personalized M&Ms: $300

A Rouge Maple selection box including Maple Syrup, salad dressing, mustard: $99

Zekkle Edge: $125

Sedona Lace makeup brushes: $109.95

Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her: $250

A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer: $249.99

El Silencio mezcal: $75

Mission1 Clean Protein Bar: $5.64/box

Phantom Glass screen protector: $49.95-$59.95

Memobottle plastic water bottles: $47

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Greenhill Winery & Vineyards: $39

Chocolatines treats: $35

Farm Wife Style handmade jewelry: $25

Purely Inspired Organic Protein: $19.97

Gleener on the Go portable lint brush: $11.99

Signature Vodka: $70

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Joseph’s Toiletries “The Welcomer”, including six packs of the “most soothing and absorbent tissue paper in the world” $275

Which item would you like to have? Share your favorite below!