Words By: Arielle Choy
Graphics By: Katrina Tan
Avengers: Infinity War is probably the movie I am most excited about. I cannot wait to watch all my favorite Marvel Cinematic Universe characters all come together for one epic movie. With all the action bound to happen, it got me thinking. What if superheroes also suffer from stress like we do?
With all the drama and battles they have to face, I think that it is no surprise that superheroes also sometimes need a little break from all the excitement that comes with the life of crime fighting. Their upcoming fight with Thanos will no doubt be one of the toughest challenges the Avengers and their allies must face. After Infinity War, though, our dear Avengers will definitely want some time away from their heroic duties. Don’t you think?
Because even superheroes need to deal with stress, here are what the Avengers should do to relax and refresh after their upcoming big battle! (Assuming that they win and survive, that is.)
6. Hawkeye as a summer camp counselor
From what I saw in the previous films, Hawkeye is a family man and seems really good with kids. Something he can do after the Infinity War? Join a summer camp as a counselor!
Being an expert marksman, he could give the little campers lessons in archery. With some patience, I’m sure that he could have his pupils handle exploding arrows in no time.
5. Black Widow as a classic tita who knits
There is no question that Black Widow is an exceptionally skilled fighter. Not only is she extremely well versed in combat, she also has the brains to go with it. During her down time after Infinity War, Black Widow should take a break from all the physical activity she has been doing and try to do a something more slow-paced…like knitting, perhaps?
Picturing this deadly fighter doing some totally harmless knitting is actually quite funny. Just like the spider who uses its thread to weave elaborate webs, Black Widow can use her knitting skills to make awesome socks for her Avengers teammates. Sock buddies!!
4. Captain America as a new fur daddy
After Infinity War, Captain America should 100% adopt a puppy. WHY? Out of all the Avengers, I think Captain America was the one who had gone through the most emotional turmoil. With that said, I think that getting a dog will be really beneficial to him (because everyone knows how great dogs can be, amirite).
Plus, with all the shield throwing he does (also because he has really nice arms hihi), I think that he’s already had a lot of practice with throwing frisbees and playing fetch for his new furry pal.
3. Thor as a Norse mythology professor
I don’t know why, but I’ve always seen Thor as the “professor-type.” After the Infinity War, Thor could do a stint as a college professor! He has even got that scruffy academe look that most professors got going with his hair and cool beard. Since he’s a god and technically played a huge part in it, what better subject for him to teach than Norse Mythology. His students better make sure to pay attention to his lessons though because I’m sure the God of Thunder won’t hesitate to use his lightning powers on sleeping students.
2. Iron Man needs a full pamper day at a spa
Out of all the Avengers, Iron Man seems to have the most uncomfortable costume. Granted he does look the coolest (at least for me), his armor does seem really heavy and bulky. All that metal is bound to get uncomfortable at some point (does he even have air conditioning in there?), I’m sure!
After Infinity War, I think Iron Man should treat himself to a day at the spa. Wearing that heavy armored suit all the time is bound to do some numbers on his body and give him back pain or something. For the sake of his muscle health, he should get full body massage while he’s at it. I’m pretty sure he could afford to go all out with it since he is a billionaire after all.
1. Hulk as Elphaba
Although the Hulk may seem like an angry maniac most of the time, I think that he is secretly a big (no pun intended) softie underneath. I’d like to believe that that he is the type of person who is secretly really artistic and creative. After Infinity War, Hulk should join a musical theater production, specifically Wicked. He could play the show’s green skinned protagonist, Elphaba. Not only is the Hulk conveniently already green (think of all the money they would save on body paint), but I think that he has enough anger to channel Elphaba’s angsty character. Don’t you totally agree?
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Can’t wait for Avengers: Infinity War? Catch the worldwide premiere on April 27, 2018! Do you think the film will be faithful to the comics? Tell us what you think in the comments!
