Exclusive Tiger Woods 12 month mistresses calendar for sale! Katrina Halili wants a new ass pounding sex tape for Hayden Kho. Transvestites sticking their hands in Efren Penaflorida‘s stuff. And Filipinos loving their sports…. I mean sport.
CNN Hero of the Year and National Rolemodel Efren Penaflorida was given a warm welcome as he arrived back in the Philippines. He was greeted by a Transvestite who stuck her hand down efrens…. (long pause)….. Bag. He…. Ummm She ahh….. whatever apparently was trying to find a big, fat wallet…. But instead, found herself on one of many cameras that were filming Efren’s arrival.
Filipino International Master in Chess, Enrique Paciencia defeated his Indian foe to grab the leadership board in Round 2 of the Commonwealth Open of the Singapore International Chess Festival. The Philippines has been ecstatic since this victorious streak of our chess master. Comments from some Filipino sports fans are… “Who the hell won the Ginebra / Purefoods Game?” “Who is Alaska’s new import?” and “What the hell is chess?”
Sexy Star Katrina Halili wants her ex-lover Heyden Kho behind bars. It’s apparently not enough that Heyden’s professional license has been revoked, as Halili also wants Kho to suffer more severe consequences. We all of course remember Heyden Kho’s leaked sex tapes with Katrina Halili in which Heyden apparently hid the cameras and took footage of Katrina without her consent. Katrina now hopes to return the favor as she hopes to videotape Hayden in a federal pound me in the ass prison. We do not expect sales of this video to be as good as the first one.
Tiger Woods can’t seem to keep himself out of the headlines. One after another the allegations of infidelity arises as Tiger Woods’ latest mistress count has him close to a dozen. To commemorate the momentous occasion, should Tiger reach the dirty dozen mark, will be a 2010 Tiger Woods’ Mistresses calendar! With everyone from the porn stars like Joslyn James to the amateur girls like Rachel Uchitel and every other mistress in between! Hurry, while supplies last. Oh and if you order now, we’ll pre-reserve you a copy of the Tiger Woods Sex Tape which is sure to come out soon.
